How many 5 Year Olds can you take?

This is some crazy stuff ….

So I found out that I can beat the crap out of 38, 5 year olds. I did not know that I could do that. I don’t see a reason to beat up that many little kids but if there is ever a virus released of something that calls for me to save myself from 38 Five Year Old Kids that are rampant then I know I can do it.

So will it be #39 that gets me or can I do this with some strength left over incase there is one more? What about if I have to take on half one hour and half the next? Will I have strength left over to take on another 38 of them in a few days or that day? What if the epidemic calls for me to take 38 Five Year Olds on every day? Can we allot so many people per day to take care of this epidemic so that we don’t get too drained on resources? These are the questions that I need answered.